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csmith28 |
Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 2:18 pm Post subject: Skinning Cats |
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Joined: 15 Jul 2003 Posts: 1196 Location: Arizona
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There truly is more than one way to skin a cat, but the limited market for cat skins makes learning more than three methods impractical. _________________ Yes, I am an agent of Satan but my duties are largely ceremonial. |
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Michael Dag |
Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 3:02 pm Post subject: |
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Joined: 13 Jun 2002 Posts: 2607 Location: The Netherlands (Amsterdam)
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as a cat lover I seriously object to any way to skin a cat!
@csmith28 ... too much time on your hands?  _________________ Michael
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vennela |
Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 3:06 pm Post subject: |
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Joined: 11 Aug 2002 Posts: 4055 Location: Hyderabad, India
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How about milking cats
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jefflowrey |
Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 3:19 pm Post subject: |
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Joined: 16 Oct 2002 Posts: 19981
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I'd think most of us spent too much time herding cats to want to bother with skinning them. _________________ I am *not* the model of the modern major general. |
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fjb_saper |
Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 3:56 pm Post subject: |
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Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 20756 Location: LI,NY
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How about drinking cat milk? (I've been told there is a town in the Pyrennees called Chatte= cat)  |
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Michael Dag |
Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 4:07 pm Post subject: |
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jefflowrey wrote: |
I'd think most of us spent too much time herding cats to want to bother with skinning them. |
Jeff I thought the proper wording was serving cats!
Dogs have bosses/masters, cats have servants!  _________________ Michael
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silentflute |
Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2004 7:04 am Post subject: Skinning Cats |
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Joined: 14 Jul 2004 Posts: 32
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In my college freshman anatomy class, I always stated that "this is one way to skin a cat!" |
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Empeterson |
Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2004 10:57 am Post subject: |
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Joined: 14 Apr 2003 Posts: 125 Location: Foxboro, MA
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MichaelDag wrote: |
jefflowrey wrote: |
I'd think most of us spent too much time herding cats to want to bother with skinning them. |
Jeff I thought the proper wording was serving cats!
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Exactly. Dogs you can train to do things you want them to do. Sit, roll over, go fetch etc etc. Cats do whatever the hell they want, when they want to do it. _________________ IBM Certified Specialist: MQSeries
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jefflowrey |
Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2004 11:01 am Post subject: |
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Empeterson wrote: |
Dogs you can train to do things you want them to do. Sit, roll over, go fetch etc etc. Cats do whatever the hell they want, when they want to do it. |
It is possible to train both Cats and Bosses to respond to certain stimuli in predictable, repeatable ways. _________________ I am *not* the model of the modern major general. |
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csmith28 |
Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 2:07 pm Post subject: |
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Joined: 15 Jul 2003 Posts: 1196 Location: Arizona
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Yes but Bosses, due to their short attention span require constant re-inforcment and are seldom around long enough to make it worth the effort.
Cats on the other hand, all you have to do is feed them once and you can't get rid of them. _________________ Yes, I am an agent of Satan but my duties are largely ceremonial. |
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