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lancelotlinc
PostPosted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 9:07 am    Post subject: Inventing the wheel. Reply with quote

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In the WMB forum, the post about making calls from Broker/Java to a C DLL in Windows brought back some memories of my head banging days in my youth.

I remember when we were working on the design for the wheel, we couldn't get the clay to dry in a round shape. It would always dry lop-sided. This caused any axle we attached to the lop-sided wheels to last about three turns of the wheel.

Talk about banging your head against a wall!!
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Vitor
PostPosted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 9:27 am    Post subject: Re: Inventing the wheel. Reply with quote

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lancelotlinc wrote:
I remember when we were working on the design for the wheel, we couldn't get the clay to dry in a round shape.


I had my minions chop down trees and use them. Already nearly circular you see. Mind you, developing the gas-driven chain saw took ages....

lancelotlinc wrote:
It would always dry lop-sided.


Yes, you get to a certain age that can be a problem. I'm told.
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Talk about mixing metaphors.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 9:39 am    Post subject: Re: Inventing the wheel. Reply with quote

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Vitor wrote:
I had my minions chop down


I love chopped onions.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 10:09 am    Post subject: Re: Inventing the wheel. Reply with quote

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Vitor wrote:
...Mind you, developing the gas-driven chain saw took ages...


Tell me about it, I still bear the scars
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bruce2359 wrote:
Talk about mixing metaphors.


We can talk about it, or we can do it. Actions speak louder than words.


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Now I want some tea.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 10:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Have you tried Vitor's chopped onions in your tea?
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 10:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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lancelotlinc wrote:
Have you tried Vitor's chopped onions in your tea?


I prefer to pickle his chopped opinions, and consume them with gin.
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Vitor
PostPosted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 1:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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lancelotlinc wrote:
Have you tried Vitor's chopped onions in your tea?


You only get chopped onions if you're in a stew.

I don't chop minions. Any more. Not since the change in the labour laws.
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