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Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 5:15 am Post subject: |
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Grand Poobah
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And what if I refused to walk with you, but insisted on waiting in your office while you went and got the soda?
And what if you had a sign on your door that showed how to find the soad machine, and I refused to read it?
And what if then 100 more people came into your office and asked you the same thing in the same day? _________________ I am *not* the model of the modern major general. |
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elvis_gn |
Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 5:30 am Post subject: |
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Joined: 08 Oct 2004 Posts: 1905 Location: Dubai
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Ok guys, stop......
mqwf you are being ignorant....we are not sitting here to teach you....we are also working people....and just as u have urgent things to complete, we do also....out of that, we find time to answer a few doubts and provide links or hints to some others....we did that for you also...don't expect anything more....else contact IBM support if your left stranded.
Put an end to this...
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Hassan |
Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 6:47 am Post subject: |
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Joined: 01 Apr 2004 Posts: 81 Location: Toronto, Canada
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Awwww go easy on the guy .. after all he is willing to walk with all of us to the soda machine .... I wonder does that offer stand even if we all show up at different times? Would he mind walking over and over again to the Soda machine. Specially if the directions to the soda machine are clearly posted on walls all around his office which we all just choose to ignore.
RTFM kinda says it all. |
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JT |
Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:06 pm Post subject: |
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Joined: 27 Mar 2003 Posts: 1564 Location: Hartford, CT.
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and wrt to SODA thing u are saying i would come with you to the soda machine....since u are new in the office and might get lost.....i will not throw tanturms at you saying "HELLO I HAVE SHOWN YOU THE WAY ...FOLLOW IT.....like the way people in this post reply to |
............but you want to take it one step further. and have someone get the soda from the machine for you, and pour it into a cup, because you don't like to drink from a can.
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...such kind of thread teaches you lot of things |
Yes, tough love hurts, but on the bright side, everyone's refusal to spoon-feed you has evidently caused you to become more self-sufficient, and apparently sarcastic as well (welcome to the club).
I take pride in contributing to your evolution.
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paatchu |
Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 1:59 am Post subject: |
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Apprentice
Joined: 07 Sep 2006 Posts: 32
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uhm...i was thinking ab't another case.
If somebody comes and asks where's the BATHROOM ..!!!
mqmf what will you do..
Will you go with him...and have a company with him.....My god....
GOOD L U C K..!!!!!  _________________ Poetry with Programming |
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tleichen |
Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 6:29 am Post subject: |
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Joined: 11 Apr 2005 Posts: 663 Location: Center of the USA
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This thread reminds me of a Star Trek episode where machines controlled all the vital functions of a planet's society. All they had was a list of what buttons to push. But the people had, over time, become ignorant of how any of the equipment worked, and were thus unable to fix them when something went wrong.  _________________ IBM Certified MQSeries Specialist
IBM Certified MQSeries Developer |
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kevinf2349 |
Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 6:35 am Post subject: |
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Joined: 28 Feb 2003 Posts: 1311 Location: USA
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Sounds like our operations staff  |
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 2:45 pm Post subject: |
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Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 20756 Location: LI,NY
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tleichen wrote: |
This thread reminds me of a Star Trek episode where machines controlled all the vital functions of a planet's society. All they had was a list of what buttons to push. But the people had, over time, become ignorant of how any of the equipment worked, and were thus unable to fix them when something went wrong.  |
Have you seen the episode of Stargate where they come to a planet overrun by environmental problems. The computer runs everything : the shrinking forcefield, the town in it, the data access via wireless (MQ?) memory link directly to the brain of the people and is rewriting the history and environmental perception of the city as it slowly dies...
So if something "unsavory" happened to you or you "might" endanger the city, history is rewritten and you never existed even if you are standing right in front of people...
Creepy...  _________________ MQ & Broker admin |
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Vitor |
Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 11:39 pm Post subject: |
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Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 26093 Location: Texas, USA
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So if something "unsavory" happened to you or you "might" endanger the city, history is rewritten
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Sounds like a prefectly ordinary post-implementation review to me
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you never existed even if you are standing right in front of people...
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What, he was on the last day of his contract then...  _________________ Honesty is the best policy.
Insanity is the best defence. |
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