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| Vitor |
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| Get your own country - that's the answer, or at least an island. |
My wife is very keen to retire to an island. I can only hope this is the reason, rather than the lack of law enforcement based investigative services that would facilitate her paying off the mortgage on said island with my life assurance following a tragic coconut-related accident.
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| Vitor |
| Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2016 9:09 am Post subject: |
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| We are all making jokes about hiding money. |
We certainly are. Hiding money from my wife is a joke. She's the result of a forbidden union between a bloodhound and a lie detector.
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| We are not advocating any such thing, nor admitting or confessing to any actions. |
 Especially the admitting and confessing. Absolutely not doing that and I want my lawyer.
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| exerk |
| Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2016 9:11 am Post subject: |
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| mqjeff wrote: |
| We are all making jokes about hiding money. |
We certainly are. Hiding money from my wife is a joke. She's the result of a forbidden union between a bloodhound and a lie detector.
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| We are not advocating any such thing, nor admitting or confessing to any actions. |
Especially the admitting and confessing. Absolutely not doing that and I want my lawyer. |
The eleventh commandment - Though shalt not get caught!
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It's puzzling, I don't think I've ever seen anything quite like this before...and it's hard to soar like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys. |
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| fjb_saper |
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| Vitor wrote: |
| following a tragic coconut-related accident. |
Una machete en la cabeza? 
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| mqjeff |
| Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2016 9:27 am Post subject: |
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| the lack of law enforcement based investigative services that would facilitate her paying off the mortgage on said island with my life assurance following a tragic coconut-related accident. |
You don't sound very assured.
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| Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2016 9:43 am Post subject: |
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| My wife is very keen to retire to an island. |
Richard Branson retired to Necker Island for the sake of his health (or was it his wealth?).
However in your case the Isle of Wight beckons.... actually there is a town somewere in New England with that name (although it is land-locked!).
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Well, I don't think there is any question about it. It can only be attributable to human error. This sort of thing has cropped up before, and it has always been due to human error. |
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| Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2016 10:30 am Post subject: |
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| Vitor wrote: |
| following a tragic coconut-related accident. |
Una machete en la cabeza? |
Nil sprakenze French.
I'm thinking more where this coconut accidently fell on my head and then, tragically, jumped up and fell on it again until my skull cracked
Lestrade to Sherlock:
"I've seen the guy's injuries, so just for my report how many times would you estimate he accidently fell out of your window after hitting Mrs Hudson?"
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Nil sprakenze French. |
Sorry that was in fact Spanish, but thanks for the vote of confidence... (A machete to the head/brain?)
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| Vitor wrote: |
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Una machete en la cabeza? |
Nil sprakenze French. |
Sorry that was in fact Spanish, but thanks for the vote of confidence... (A machete to the head/brain?) |
And his response was a mishmash of Latin, german or dutch, and English.
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Una machete en la cabeza? |
Nil sprakenze French. |
Sorry that was in fact Spanish, but thanks for the vote of confidence... (A machete to the head/brain?) |
And his response was a mishmash of Latin, german or dutch, and English. |
My problems with languages (like Java and American) are well documented on this forum.
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| Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2016 5:48 am Post subject: |
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| My problems with languages (like Java and American) are well documented on this forum. |
It's really not clear why you have such an issue with American. You know British, and British is just a dialect of American.
*ducks* *runs*
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| My problems with languages (like Java and American) are well documented on this forum. |
It's really not clear why you have such an issue with American. You know British, and British is just a dialect of American.
*ducks* *runs* |
We invented the language...
...you merely adopted it 
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| Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2016 6:53 am Post subject: |
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| ...you merely adopted it |
You appear to have misspelled "perfected",
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| Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2016 6:59 am Post subject: |
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| ...you merely adopted it |
You appear to have misspelled "perfected", |
I don't call mangling it by not being able to spell properly (u anybody?) perfection 
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| Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2016 7:03 am Post subject: |
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| Vitor wrote: |
| My problems with languages (like Java and American) are well documented on this forum. |
It's really not clear why you have such an issue with American. You know British, and British is just a dialect of American.
*ducks* *runs* |
You've heard me speak so I thank you for claiming I know British.
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